As functional fitness continues to explode and take over the world, brands are moving at warped speed to provide athletic gear that’s not only highly functional but aesthetically pleasing as well. We’ve got palm tree shorts for the fellas. We’ve got pink pull-up gloves. And the knees sleeves! Heavens, the knee sleeves. With a whole host of options to choose from, there’s a knee sleeve pattern for every personality. We happen to love RockTape Assassins and the fun designs they offer — here’s what your pattern says about you.

Camo

Wait… where’d you go? Oh, sorry. We didn’t see you there. You blended in with the background so perfectly in all your camo goodness. Never mind the fact that you’ve never been hunting. Camo knee sleeves say you’re here to get down to business. Less chatting, more muscle-ups. Sweat? That’s not sweat. That’s your fat crying. Now, everyone quit whining about having to do thrusters, because complaining doesn’t burn calories. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

Skulls

Your skull knee sleeves send everyone a warning: you’re the gym badass. You came to hand out lollipops and butt-whoopings, and you’re all out of lollipops. There’s no WOD you can’t handle. While some people cried after that front squat/burpee couplet, you rolled up your [knee] sleeves and handled it like real champ — and then threw up in the bathroom afterward in private, the way true badasses are supposed to.

Manifesto

Dance like no one is watching, laugh like you’ve never been hurt, and squat like your quads aren’t on fire… or something like that. You’re all about the power of positivity and use affirmations on the daily, so RockTape’s manifesto knee sleeves are totally your jam. You’ll gladly loan your sleeves out to your best gym buddy — as long as they don’t bring any negative energy into your bubble. #GoodVibesOnly

Want to wear your heart on your knee sleeve? Grab a pair of RockTape Assassins today!